I'll never steal my dad's car again...I'll never steal my dad's car again...

So it's just one of those days where everything is just so dam **********...(i made a promise to myself i wont use bad words in this post...so am trying!)...i showed up at work 30 minutes late...n' i have a French test later in witch i knew nothing about...but i told myself it's ok...i can manage to find at least an hour at work to study few words...well it turned out to be one of those days when i barley had time breath...n' the ******* girl next door(from my previous post "so consumed") entertained me with some ***** DRAMA :S...then i went back home n' i hade only 30 minutes to read few words before heading for the test!...well i forgot myself studying n' ran out late...so i told myself " u have to take u'r dad's car"...keeping in mind that it's not ok with my dad for me to take the car "long sorry!"...LUCKY me the GAS light was flashing...thank god i had some extra money to fill it with gas but first i have to pick up a girl living near bye...she had to be late 8/...Rushing like crazy to the gas station n' then to the one of the most ***** obnoxious places in this town where they had to build the French cultural center..."Ba7sah" what's with that name anyway?!...again with my ***** luck...no place to park...i went for at least two blocks...try to find ur way in those one way narrow streets with cars parked on both sides :S...n' am late remember!...so here comes the drama...i thought i found myself a place to park but it turned out to be a dead end...going backwards i hit a taxi parked on the side...the driver in his mid 40s...i just froze n' got out of the car n' asked some guy to park it right!...the girl that was with me is one of those mean ***** girls she started raising her voice on him n' i had to shut her up n' push her away...i mean really push her away like guys push each others in fights...though it was a mild scratch the guy threatened to call the cops...n' i told him please leave them out of it...then he asked me to call my dad...well saying my dad's gonna kill me...i also told him that u can call the cops or even take me to the police station but am definitely not gonna call my dad!...i asked him what now?!...he said: how much u gonna pay me to fix this...i told him that i don't know how much these things costs...again he asked me to bring some one from my side to estimate it...i told him clearly that am not gonna call anyone n' am gonna deal with this all by myself...i can see that he was amazed to her that!...so a guy from his side said give him 500...i looked at my friend n' told her that i only have 250 after i filled the car with gas...she went into her purse to see how much she got...when another guy...well i don't know how many guys were there but quite more than 10...so that guy stepped in the middle n' said give me the 250 so i gave it to him then he took the 50 n' returned them to me n' gave the rest to the taxi driver...well he said nothing n' i was relieved...n' some guy from a near hotel offered to park the car at the hotel...so he took it of course with my friend while i just standed there in shock...how i ever got out of it with only 200!...to my surprise the taxi driver ended up apologizing to me n' telling me how "2kaber" n' diplomat I am n' how a b**** my friend was...n' he sincerely offered to give me back the money...i strongly refused n' thanked him for it...n' the hotel guy also sincerely offered to give me some money!...rushing back to the French course with my friend swearing all the way while i was still in shock...the test was canceled :)...but the lesson we took was a tuff one n' i understood nothing of it :(...after that i discovered that my dad's car was in a mess with a serious twist at the right door...n' on my way home i took 2 wrong turns n' got a ticket for passing a red light i honestly didn't see cus the cars in front of me were moving...so that's just about it!....see how nice my day was?!!!!!....

More than a Flag...

I love my country I love my flag...
None ever should argue with that!...

Ladies First....Très Gentille!!!!

I came home after a long busy day…turned the TV on to see what's new...but I didn't feel like watching the news so instead I turned to my beloved mom n' asked her if there's any new news worth watching...so she told me that they caught one woman from the Jordan suicide-bombers attacks...
OK...so According to Jordanian official: the guy (the Suicider) actually waited for his wife to go first....But when she didn't blow...He asked her to go out?!!!!....R u Serious?!!!....

I ended up watching the news anyway...i needed to hear it for myself....So what exactly was he or she thinking...did they count to three...if they did then the dead husband defiantly cheated cus he didn’t go on three :D...

P.S. the woman's story on this turned out to be a completely different story...but here I commented on the official story...

...Good advice in any world...

The following lines r quoted from Planet Grenada one of my favorite blogs......I asked for permission of course.....

Choose your leaders with wisdom and forethought. To be led by a coward is to be controlled by all that the coward fears. To be led by a fool is to be led by the opportunists who control the fool. To be led by a thief is to offer up your most precious treasures to be stolen. To be led by a liar is to ask to be lied to. To be led by a tyrant is to sell yourself and those you love into slavery.

AND

Beware; all too often we say what we hear others say. We think what we are told that we think. We see what we are permitted to see. Worse, we see what we are told that we see. Repetition and pride are the keys to this. To hear and to see even an obvious lie again and again and again, maybe to say it almost by reflex, and then to defend it because we have said it, and at last to embrace it because we've defended it.

BEAUTIFUL EYES!!

like two years ago...or even more...i was watching a French movie with English subtitles on TV5...nothing else to watch on ARAB SATE :(...the film was already started for a while...but i could see that it's about two strangers who sat next to each other on a long distance bus trip...they never met before...the first was like at his early 20ies n' the second was at his mid 40ies...long story short they were sharing info. like the young one talking about what's hot n' new n' the old one is sharing his experience n' wisdom...the bus stopped for gas n' short recess...the two guys sat down at a table in the dinner...they started talking about WOMEN...well it's about time!!...
a beautiful girl passed them by n' sat at a near by table...let's see...if the human body can be divided into 2 parts horizontally...well the second half of the girl's body took over the TV screen...but luckily i got to see her face two shots later...not bad at all...
the essence of this post was the following dialog that took place between the 2 men...

Young man: Oweee!!...what was that about?!!...

Old man: Nice ha?!

Young man: sure...but it's getting harder n' harder to deal with women these days!...

Old man: why r u saying that?!

Young man: com on it's obvious...women r getting more complicated each day!

Old man: i know that!...but still there's some things that remain unchanged.......bla bla bla....

Young man: but still...u can't just go to this nice lady n' say: hey...nice Ass u got there!....

Old man: it's quit easy my friend...

Young man: u cant be serious...do wanna get me killed or something?!...

Old man: No...but u can always say: hey...u have very beautiful eyes!...

Young man: HA?!! 8/...

Old man: ya! ;)...

Young man: AHHH! ;)

bottom line he tried it n' it worked like magic...So every time some one tell me that i have beautiful eyes i try so hard to hide a big laugh...but miraculously i manage to say thanks :D...

Tagmaina - Part Three -

This tag was origionaly stolen from Omar n' passed to me by Gray Fox...i couldn't see how this can get anyone psychologically naked!...but here it goes anyway...

01. What is your favorite word?
Words starting with "STR"...straight...struggle.....

02. What is your least favorite word?
The Arabic word of "honor"...

03. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
A 2pac song...writing...getting on the same frequency with someone (bonding)

04. What turns you off?
Gay ppl. singing love songs...

05. What is your favorite curse word?
Shut the F*** up

06. What sound or noise do you love?
The sound of chalk bar squealing on a wooden board...it's a total turn on ;)...

07. What sound or noise do you hate?
Kids playing...kids fighting...kids watching Spacetoon...

08. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Infamous writer...private investigator...

09. What profession would you not like to do?
Teaching kids...

10. What would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates of Heaven?
"Carry on my beloved creature...it's all yours "...

i'll just tag Tarek Amr from Ge33n Data ...n' Abdul-Halim from Planet Grenada ...