like two years ago...or even more...i was watching a French movie with English subtitles on TV5...nothing else to watch on ARAB SATE :(...the film was already started for a while...but i could see that it's about two strangers who sat next to each other on a long distance bus trip...they never met before...the first was like at his early 20ies n' the second was at his mid 40ies...long story short they were sharing info. like the young one talking about what's hot n' new n' the old one is sharing his experience n' wisdom...the bus stopped for gas n' short recess...the two guys sat down at a table in the dinner...they started talking about WOMEN...well it's about time!!...
a beautiful girl passed them by n' sat at a near by table...let's see...if the human body can be divided into 2 parts horizontally...well the second half of the girl's body took over the TV screen...but luckily i got to see her face two shots later...not bad at all...
the essence of this post was the following dialog that took place between the 2 men...
Young man: Oweee!!...what was that about?!!...
Old man: Nice ha?!
Young man: sure...but it's getting harder n' harder to deal with women these days!...
Old man: why r u saying that?!
Young man: com on it's obvious...women r getting more complicated each day!
Old man: i know that!...but still there's some things that remain unchanged.......bla bla bla....
Young man: but still...u can't just go to this nice lady n' say: hey...nice Ass u got there!....
Old man: it's quit easy my friend...
Young man: u cant be serious...do wanna get me killed or something?!...
Old man: No...but u can always say: hey...u have very beautiful eyes!...
Young man: HA?!! 8/...
Old man: ya! ;)...
Young man: AHHH! ;)
bottom line he tried it n' it worked like magic...So every time some one tell me that i have beautiful eyes i try so hard to hide a big laugh...but miraculously i manage to say thanks :D...
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That's a lesson to learn .. but I'm not sure I'll be able to hide my laughter ..
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So if nice eyes = nice ass
what does nice ass equal?
wow...that was really funny... at least you can hide a laughter!
Hey cutie!...well it's not always true...but haven't u notice sometimes when some guy that u just met check u all over n' look at u'r face for fracture of a second n' tell how beautiful ur eyes r?!...
O.D.M...it's not funny at all...
AMR...use ur yahoo mail...
OMAR...well EXCUSE ME!...but if u actually managed to say this to a girl other than ur mom n' didn't get a slap on the face or a kick on the butt...well i guess it's equal to "how much?!"...
Hey thanks Damdom!...Well!...we gotta learn how to adopt;)...
DAMN IT .... You scared the **** out of me... many people told me that i have nice eyes 8-/
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